I've got a PhD in Horribleness

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May 2012

“

Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if

you’d said yes?” said Ridcully.

“No.”

“I suppose we’d have settled down, had children, grandchildren, that sort of thing …”

Granny shrugged. It was the sort of thing romantic idiots said. But there was something in the air tonight…

“What about the fire?” she said.

“What fire?”

“Swept through our house just after we were married.

Killed us both.”

“What fire? I don’t know anything about any fire?”

Granny turned around.

“Of course not! It didn’t happen. But the point is, it might have happened. You can’t say ‘if this didn’t happen then that would have happened’ because you don’t know everything that might have happened. You might think something’d be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You can’t say ‘If only I’d … ’ because you could be wishing for anything. The point is, you’ll never know. You’ve gone past. So there’s no use thinking about it.

So I don’t.”

”
—Lords And Ladies, Terry Pratchett
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#Granny Weatherwax #Mustrum Ridcully #Esme Weatherwax #Discworld #Lords and Ladies #Terry Pratchett
May 31, 20129,682 notes
Dear Sheetz

Please start selling fried pickles, I don’t want to have to go to Rutters.

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Today Senate Republicans all voted to raise student loan interest rates, Democrats all voted to stop them going up → senate.gov

abaldwin360:

The link goes to senate.gov

Someone please tell me again how both sides are identical.

May 31, 2012103 notes
Oh fuck! The zombies have moved on to Baltimore, Maryland. No one is safe. → baltimoresun.com
May 31, 201210 notes
Another Zombie incident, this time in Maryland.

Sharpening my shovel and heading for Northern Canada.

May 31, 2012
#zombie apocalypse
May 31, 20122,885 notes

the-prisoner-of-baskerville:

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Had Permission To Blow Shit Up.

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Post- A:TLA Head Canon

avatarsnowy:

margaretmead:

Mai and Zuko got married, obviously, and the first thing Mai did when she moved into the Palace was adopt a cat. She named it “Your Honor”, simply so she could go around the palace shouting

“Zuko, I can’t find Your Honor! Zuko, do you know where Your Honor is? Zuko, you have to get Your Honor down from that tree! Zuko, Your Honor is terrorizing the turtle ducks again.”

currently losing my shit in a crowded coffeeshop yes good thank you

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