January 2012
...And I just remembered why I'm cleaning. I can't...
I'm cleaning.
Why the fuck am I cleaning.
I never clean.
Why do I let my empties pile up so much?
I haven’t had tequila since May.
Why was that bottle still under my bed?
I’m gonna go hang myself now
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The Pennsylvania House of Representatives has... →
abxc94:
boehnertroll:
nom-chompsky:
glossylalia:
steviemcfly:
Fuck every part of this theocratic hogwash.
Literally it is in the Bible that Jesus would never.
So PA is going to make it illegal to mix fabrics? Reinstate slavery? Legalize poly-marriage? You can’t pick and choose with the WORD OF FRIGGIN GOD, legislators.
Wow, Pennsylvania. You really want to be worse than Texas and...
Me: Good sign or bad when I have an urge to re-arrange all my furniture and make a fort? Dewie: Good sign. You’re ready for the Zombie Apocalypse Me: Pfft. We all know I’m the one to do well in a Zombie Apocalypse. I have a cold black heart and minimal number of loved ones.
When I take over the world, I'm going to use those...
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We are the generation that are still waiting for...
finntertaining:
We are the kids of the 90s.
And Here I Thought I Couldn't Be Any More...
gamergrrlz:
I guess I haven’t been to the Sims 3 store in some time, because this is the first I’m seeing this: The Sims 3 Iams Pet Starter Kit. The page is accompanied by the text:
Start your pet on the right track today! Do you love your pets? Yes? Well we do too! So do our friends at Iams!
No. Iam does not love pets. Iams has persistently been experimenting on animals for decades, and...
