I've got a PhD in Horribleness

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April 2011

That textbooks like a thousand years old. It still refers to Dementors as Ring Wraiths

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Apr 30, 201131 notes
We will never see another Harry Potter trailer anymore.

onerocketshiptotakemetomars:

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Apr 29, 20111 note
#Hermione #Hermione can't draw #AVPS #Harry Potter
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milkteef: Words that don’t exist in the English language: L’esprit d’escalier:... → milkteef.tumblr.com

milkteef:

Words that don’t exist in the English language:

L’esprit d’escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said.

Waldeinsamkeit: (German) The feeling of being alone in the woods.

Meraki: (Greek) Doing something with soul,…

Apr 29, 2011194 notes
People complaining about Harry Potter spoilers

escapinginabook:

The spoilers were officially released from 1997 through 2007 in the form of these nifty things:

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Okay, well, this is probably going to be really creepy and stalker-ish, but it's tumblr so I've decided I have got nothing to lose: I realize we've never met and I do not know you but I'm going to tell you all the reasons I think you're wonderful simply by looking at your blog. 1. Your post 'The House Began to Pitch!' was hilarious (and now that song from the Wizard of Oz is stuck in my head) 2. You seem to talk about Disney movies a lot 3. "Watching Lion King, I keep rewinding so I can watch the Be Prepared scene over and over" That was always my favorite part as a kid, and now I own the Disney Classics CD, the 3rd one I believe, and everytime Be Prepared comes on I sing it as loud as I can 4. You said you wanted to see African Cats 5. Harry Potter on your blog. Good sign. (BY THE WAY, 78 days until the next movie comes out sfjdhdfjhflkfsdjdfsdfshdsfjkl) 6. Paula Deen. If she were a man, she might be Satan. 7. You posted something about your house on Animal Crossing... I just went back on mine and I had a shit ton of cockroaches and weeds and Peanut moved out. It was very depressing Alright well this was dumb, I'm bored, I've got a head ache, but you have yourself a great day.

Haha thanks!

1. The most inappropriate things are going through my head at any given time

2. I have a bad habit of hitting the wine and popping in disney movies…

3. Goose stepping hyenas and nazi propaganda motifs? History references FTW!

4. When I was little my grandparents got me a subscription to National Geographic, and ever since then I’ve wanted to travel the world. Plus cheetahs are just badass.

5. Oh God. It’s terrifying, I don’t know what I’m going to do without anything else to look forward to D:

6. i might be the worlds fattest vegetarian, but there’s a time and place for butter. Seriously.

7. Yeah… that’s what my towns been looking like because i’ve been too busy/distracted to play. Not as bad as when I stopped playing harvest moon because I forgot to feed my cows and felt guilty though.

Apr 29, 2011
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I think Will.i.am...

peanutweeter:

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via @scottsimpson

Apr 28, 20119 notes
The house began to pitch!

Woken up early by my mom yelling about tornado warnings and to get into the basement. She hasn’t been a fan of storms ever since that house fell on her sister

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I'll be up in my tower if ya'll need me

The moral of the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame is that the girl you like is gonna fall for your good looking friend, but you should be happy because the most you should expect out of life is to be able to leave your bell tower and not be pelted with tomatoes.

Apr 28, 2011
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