I've got a PhD in Horribleness

I guess it’s the new trend to use Indie music in commercials. That’s the real definition of irony, not the Alanis definition.

My house in animal crossing looks like it’s straight outta hoarders…

Fuck dumpsters and fuck pissed on chairs and work. I just want to make a commune and everyone’ll hang out and we’ll grow all our own veggies. Who’s in?!

Contemplating master cleanse again. Just reset and purify everything, maybe it’ll help sleep cycle too

Pennsyltucky, one day I will destroy you. Between TMI, Peach Bottom, the Susquehanna and the Codorus you’re flammable as fuck

Those times when the only thing on is Everybody Loves Raymond