I've got a PhD in Horribleness |
Mike, 25 and living in Pennsylvania. Expect lots of tv, movies, games, and batshit rants. |
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“It was lunchtime at Wagstaff. Touching butts had been banned by the horrible Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She grabbed jimmy’s butt, and changed the world”
-Tina’s erotic friend-fiction from the episode “Bad Tina” (S2E8)
(If you guys request it, I will make gifs of the rest of the sequence.)
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity.
Holy shit.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!
HOLY SHIT. 10000+ NOTES?!!? Usually it’s just the captivity group reblogging this stuff- I’m so happy people are finding out about this. :D
EVERYONE WATCH THIS SHIT
I am amazed at how many notes this is getting. Share far and wide guys!
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD 12,000 NOTES.
YOU GUYS. THIS COULD BE IT. THIS MIGHT BE WHAT ENDS CAPTIVITY.
OH MY GOD.
THIS COULD BE ITYES I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS GOING AROUND! EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS! Seeing these animals in the wild is x1000000000 times more worth it! Forcing them to stay in a BATHTUB basically their whole lives is just wrong, especially considering how intelligent and aware they are.
YES this just made my night I would love to see sea world brought down
In the wild, Orca’s live in complex social structures. NOT meant to be in fucking Seaworld! They’re incredibly intelligent, and not meant to be in the isolation that they experience in parks.
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I keep getting bored at work and I always decide to play with the 3DS camera.
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I’m “that guy” who plays Smash Bros and turns Jigglypuff into a flying pink ball of death

THIS.
Mad Men With Girly Drinks
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And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.
It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
(x)This is actually a really good way to explain it, I think.
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NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO
NINTENDO YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
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